In November, Emily Reinsel and I completed our quest to summit every freestanding formation in the Valley of the Gods (VOG) of southeast Utah. Having corresponded some with the few other desert rats who’ve frequented the area, we believe we’re the first to climb all 22 of its towers and buttes.
During our quest, we established nine new routes, including the first ascents of two buttes, and made first free ascents (to the best of our knowledge) of three other formations. The two new buttes were Juniper Butte via the Original Route (II 5.9) and the Hen House via Free Range (II 5.11-).
We made the FFA of Tommy Knocker Tower via a new line, Tomfoolery (II 5.10+), as well as the Hand of Puttima via another new line, Northwest Face (II 5.10+). We also made the likely FFA of the Putterman Residence by a new route, Dirty 30 (II 5.10).
We also put up two more free lines on the Putterman Residence: Demise of the Roaring 20s (II 5.11-) and Three Decades Down (II, 5.11). On Franklin Butte, we established Elbow Grease (II 5.10 C1). The final new route was on the formidable Hidden Tower—Rubble Rouser (III 5.9 C2). All routes were established ground-up, onsight, and followed obvious crack systems; only one protection bolt was required. Details for all of these routes can be found on Mountain Project.
We completed our circuit just days before President Trump’s administration announced reductions to the Bears Ears National Monument, in the process stripping the VOG of its recently protected status. The last few years have given us a chance to enjoy the empty expanse and sometimes unsettling solitude of the area on much the same terms as its climbing pioneers did decades ago. (Throughout this process, we never saw another climbing party anywhere in the VOG.) We can only hope that the VOG is spared from resource extraction and the associated developments, and that climbers years from now can experience it in a similar condition to what we found.
– Trevor Bowman